My grand father jokes

Egyptians are known to crack up new jokes every day. If the joke is not on politics, rulers, daily life, Upper Egyptians, then it is on themselves. Jokes help the average Egyptian get along with crowded streets, the boss at work, the spouse at home, and many other daily ordeals. Those are some of jokes told by my grand father. How do you describe fast food?When you see hamburgers, French fries and soda running in the street.A freshman asked his friend to see the results of the final exam for him because he was traveling somewhere.The student asked his friend to contact him back, and if the friend found that he failed at any subject don’t just directly strike him with the bad news, instead if it is only one subject, he should say “your uncle salutes you” and if they are two subjects, he should say “your parents salute you” … etc.The following conversation took place after the friend knew the results:
Friend:
Hi
Student:
Hi … tell me the news!
Friend:
I just wanted to tell you that your entire family salutes you!A plane crashed in the deserts and only three survived the accident.
They were about to die out of thirst when one of them found Aladdin's lamp and start rubbing it.The genie came out of the lamp and shouted:
Genie:
Masters, there are only three wishes for you.
First man:
Please take me back home.(And his wish was fulfilled)
Second man:
Me too … take me back home.(And his wish was fulfilled)
Third man:
What! Are you leaving me alone? Get them back here.Patient to an eye doctor:- It’s strange every time I drink a cup of tea … my eye irritates me.Doctor:- Make sure you remove the spoon from the cup before you drink it.