Daddy Forgets My Name & Nicknames

My daddy calls me sweetie pie.He calls me honey bunny.He also calls me poopsie,which I think is kind of funny.
My daddy calls me sugarplum,and also sleepyhead.My silly dad forgets my namewhen he tucks me into bed. My aunt calls me "Elizabeth."My grandma calls me "Liz."My sister calls me "Lisa,"and the baby calls me "Wiz." My uncle calls me "Betty,"while my grandpa calls me "Beth."My brother calls me "Dizzy Liz"or sometimes "Lizard Breath." My teacher calls me "Betsy,"and my friends all call me "Bess."I find these nicknames more annoyingthan you’d ever guess. I wish they would call me by my real name instead.I simply hate those nicknames;see, my real name is Fred.