Friday, March 30, 2007

Adventure in Space

I was part of a crew that was sent on a mission into outer space.
The mission was carried out successfully and I was on my way back to earth with my friends. Suddenly, an unidentified flying object appeared and it somehow forced our spacecraft to land on another planet. On the planet, a very strange looking creature met us. This creature took my crew and me to see its master. I saw another alien sitting on a very high throne. That must be their master. It wore a crown and looked like all the strange looking creatures in the room but its head was very much bigger. All the aliens had four eyes, two heads and six legs. They had a white body and no hair. There was a very high wall all around the planet. It had many buildings and everywhere you went, you could hear the wailing sounds coming from small cells. We were scared but they gave us some food, which smelt like rotten fish. The smell was so strong that we had to hold our breath in order not to through up No one dared to touch the food. The next day, we were given a long list of things to do but they were in a language that we could not understand at all. They whipped us and put us in a small cell. After that, they conducted experiments on us. A few of us died but the rest of us who survived were put back into the cell. One day, the aliens who brought us to our cell forgot to lock the door so we escaped through the door. Soon we boarded our own spaceship and flew back to earth. We had a horrifying experience but no one believed us! After this, I never dared to go into space ever again.

home alone

My brother and I were alone in our apartment. My parents had gone for a function and had left me in charge. I was doing my homework while my younger brother was watching television. Suddenly the doorbell rang. Ding-Dong! Ding-Dong! My younger brother rushed to the door thinking that our parents had come home; he unlocked the door and opened it. Outside, stood a tall man wearing a black raincoat and black rubber boots. He said that he was a salesman and asked politely if our mother or father was at home. Without thinking, my brother said, "No." He asked if we would like to buy some comic books, which he was selling. I quickly explained that we were not supposed to buy anything without our parents' permission. Then, as I was about to close the door, he forced his way into our house. He took out a knife and forced me to tie up my brother's hands with some rope which he took out from his pocket. I tied up his hands but I tied it in a special way so my brother could untie himself. The man then tied my hands up and locked both of us in the kitchen. Soon, he went upstairs to search the bedroom for valuables. I managed to teach my brother to untie the rope on his hands. He then untied me. I rushed to the telephone to call the police, but the line was dead. The doors were all locked from the outside and I did not have the keys to unlock them. Luckily, the robber forgot to lock the kitchen window. My brother managed to get out of the house through the window and I told him to go to the neighbourhood police post and call for help. My brother brought the police to our house and the robber was caught. We had to go to the police station to make a report. At the police station, we found out that the robber was a wanted criminal whom the police have been trying to catch for a long time. The police thanked us for our good work. By that time, our parents had come home. We told them the whole story about the robbery. My parents were thankful that we were not hurt but they lectured me for not stopping my brother from opening the door to strangers. I learnt a lesson on safety and responsibility.

A scary night

A Scary Night
It was a dark and stormy night. I was about to go to bed when I heard a tapping sound on my window.
"Who's there?" I shouted. Suddenly there was a flash of lightning; I saw a face at the window. It looked like an alien ... an alien that I had seen on the television show, "the X files."I felt very scared. I ran to my bed and pulled my blanket over my head. I started to shout for my parents but there was no reply. Then I remembered that they were at a fancy dress party. I peeped out of my blanket but it was too dark to see anything. Then I heard footsteps. They were getting louder and louder. It was dark but I knew the way to my drawer where I kept my camera. I ran there and took out my camera and started to take pictures in the direction of the window. Soon the footsteps died off.

The grandfather clock struck ... ... It was 12 midnight. I went back to my bed and tried to sleep. But I could not sleep. I felt too frightened. I sat up, my mind was full of thoughts. Time passed ... one o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, four o'clock. Finally, I fell asleep. I woke up only after eight and decided to investigate. I found some footprints outside my bedroom window. I measured them with a tape and found them to be exactly the same size as my father's shoes. The footprints ended at the door of my house. I then went to town to get the film developed. But when I saw the photos I was shocked. They were black and I could hardly see anything. Then I remembered that I did not use the flash. When I reached home I told my father the whole incident and he started to laugh. I started laughing too when he told me that he had dressed up as an alien for the party. Today, I am still amused to think I was so afraid of my own father.

Why dogs chase cats

Once long ago, Dog was married to Cat. They were happy together, but every night when Dog came home from work, Cat said she was too sick to make him dinner. Dog was patient with this talk for a while, but he soon got mighty tired of fixing dinner for them both after a hard day's work. After all, Cat just stayed home all day long.
One day, Dog told Cat he was going to work, but instead he hid in the cupboard and watched Cat to see if she really was sick. As soon as Cat thought Dog had left, she started playing games with Kitten. They laughed and ran about. Cat wasn't the least bit sick.
Dog jumped out of the cupboard. When Cat saw him, she stuck a marble in her cheek and told Dog she had a toothache. Dog got so mad at her he started chasing her around and around the house.
Dogs have been chasing Cats ever since.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Believe It Or Not!

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A snail can sleep for three years. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. All Polar bears are left-handed. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
Cat's urine glows under a black light. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. No word in the English language rhymes with month.I The most common name in the world is Mohammed. you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.

Riddels funny tricks

Don't write anything down, and don't say any answers out loud.
1) Pick a number from 2-9. It can be 2, 9 or anything in between.
2) Take that number, and multiply it by 9.
3) That should give you a two digit number. Take those two digits and add them together
4) Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.
5) Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters A=1,B=2,C=3 and so on.
6) Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.
7) Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an animal that starts with this letter.
8) Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a color that starts with this letter.

Effect:Tell your audience to pay attention to your left palm while you are turning your right hand index finger in circles on top of it.
As your audience are paying attention to your left palm, you suddenly open both palms outward with a big snapping noise and lots of confetti flying out from your palms.
Your audience will be stunned and they might even scream. The Snapper:You need to make a snapper for this tick. Cut 2 pieces of cardboard or thin plywood as the drawing with roughly the size of 4cm x 5cm.
Loop a rubber band round both pieces on the indentation area.
The Performance: Turn the snapper inside out from the bottom of the pieces. Practice the snap by throwing the snapper in the air. You need to be very careful at this stage or you could be snapped by the snapper. Before performing the trick hide the turned snapper inside you right palm with a handful of confetti. Tips: Before your performance draw a crowd to surround you closely. Take you time to draw their attention towards the centre of your left palm. The more they are concentrated, the bigger the shock will be produced.

Amazing Facts

The stonefish, which lives off the coast of Australia, is the most poisonous fish in the world.A starfish doesn't have a brain.It costs an average of $5,000 to raise a dog to ten years old.There is a doggy disco held in Italy every year where owners can dance with their dogs.The largest dog in the world is the Irish WolfhoundChimpanzees use tools more than any other animal except man.The smallest cat is the Singapore and weighs only 4 pounds.Cats can make over 100 vocal sounds, while dogs can only make 10.A cat uses whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through. The whiskers act as helping the animal to judge the width of any passage.The majority of cats do not have any eyelashes.Most dinosaurs walked on their toes.
Dinosaurs probably lived to be between 75 to 300 years of age. Scientists figured this out from looking at the structure of their bones.
A female seahorse lets her husband store her babies inside his stomach!Sea horses pull themselves around with their chins leading them.Male zebras are called stallions. Zebras usually travel in herds.A horse will respond to your emotions/feelings mainly because they are very sensitive animals. Example: if you are angry / frustrated the horse will be frustrated also. But if you are happy and smiling the horse should be good in your lesson or ride.There are no two zebras who have stripes that are exactly the same. If a horse rests it head on your shoulder it means the horse trusts you.There are approximately 75,000,000 horses in the world.
It's not only zebra's fur that is striped, their skin is also striped. When you hold your hand out to a horse and the horse comes over and blows out warm air onto the palm of your hand it normally means that the horse wants to be friends with you. The black-necked cobra, which lives mostly in Africa, spits its venom into the eyes of its victim, to cause it blindness.There are no snakes in New Zealand.Snake venom is ninety percent protein.Most snakes have six rows of teeth.Sea snakes are the most poisonous snakes in the world.Horses have stomachs also and they need to eat. Horses should be fed two times a day.

success

Every man dies. Not every man really lives. The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work. Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.The secret of success is learning how to use pain and pleasure instead of having pain and pleasure use you. If you do that, you're in control of you life. If you don't, life controls you.Even if at first you do succeed, you still have to work hard to stay there.Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!
A man walks into a shop and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No."A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg."I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man said."That's not my dog." I took some jokes from book i have at home.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

For all parents

I'll lend you for a little time,A child of mine he said.For you to love there as he lives,And mourn when he is dead.It may be six or seven years,Or twenty two or three.But will you, 'til I call him back,Take care of him for me? Wonderful Mother!!! God made a wonderful mother,A mother who never grows old;He made her smile of the sunshine,And He moulded her heart of pure gold;In her eyes He placed bright shining stars,In her cheeks fair roses you see;God made a wonderful mother,And He gave that dear mother to me. MoM A picture memory brings to me;I look across the years and seeMyself beside my mother's knee.I feel her gentle hand restrainMy selfish moods, and know againA child's blind sense of wrong and pain.

China

(Zhu) (Kuaizi)
Related Resources
Chopsticks play an important role in Chinese food culture. Chopsticks are called "Kuaizi" in Chinese and were called "Zhu" in ancient time. Zhu and kuaizi are names for it. Chinese name seems very popular now. Those are some chinese names.
Chinese Names that start with the letter a
A'Marie A'Meiya (Ameiya) Aadilah Aafke Aaliyah Aamina Aaralyn Aaryn Aashka Aastha Abagail Abbey Abbie Abbigail Abby Abeille Abi Abida Abigail Abigale Abigayle Abrianna Abril Acacia Ada Adaeze Adah Adaline Adalyn Adara Addie (Addy) Addison Addy Adela Adelaida .
And others but they are a lot so I didn't put them all.

Daddy Forgets My Name & Nicknames

My daddy calls me sweetie pie.He calls me honey bunny.He also calls me poopsie,which I think is kind of funny.
My daddy calls me sugarplum,and also sleepyhead.My silly dad forgets my namewhen he tucks me into bed. My aunt calls me "Elizabeth."My grandma calls me "Liz."My sister calls me "Lisa,"and the baby calls me "Wiz." My uncle calls me "Betty,"while my grandpa calls me "Beth."My brother calls me "Dizzy Liz"or sometimes "Lizard Breath." My teacher calls me "Betsy,"and my friends all call me "Bess."I find these nicknames more annoyingthan you’d ever guess. I wish they would call me by my real name instead.I simply hate those nicknames;see, my real name is Fred.

teachers!!!!

Only raise your hand whenyou want to sharpen your pencilor go to the bathroom.Repeat every ten minutes. Never raise your handwhen you want to answer a question;instead, yell, "Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!"and then, when the teacher calls on you,say, "I forgot what I was going to say."
Lean your chair back,take off your shoes, andput your feet up on your desk.Act surprised when the teacherputs all four legs of your chair back on the floor.Drop the eraser end of your pencil on your desk.See how high it will bounce. Drop your books on the floor.See how loud a noise you can make. Hum. Get all your friends to join in. Hold your nose,make a face, and say, "P.U.!"Fan the air away from your face,and point to the kid in front of you. On the last day of school,lead your classmates in chanting:"No more pencils!No more books!No more teachers’ dirty looks!"
Then, on your way outthe door, tell the teacher,"Bet you’re looking forward to summer vacation this year.But I’ll sure miss you.You’re the best teacherI’ve ever had."

Adventurous Dining

A man travels to Spain.After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects."What's this?" he asks. The waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost this afternoon."At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller."What's this?" he asks the waiter. The waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost this afternoon. "No, no," the man objects. "I had this meal yesterday and they were much bigger than these."The waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time." I hope you like my funny stories. PLEASE IF YOU READ IT PLEASE READ IT TO THE CLASS.

Friday, March 9, 2007

Poems

Are you looking to capture the heart of a loved one? Sometimes the best way to do so is through love poems. It is extra special when a poem is written from the heart and personalized to the one you love. Sometimes it is hard to come up with the right words topoems are perfect for almost any occasion. Especially if memorized and said in person. Here is an example of a love poem: A special world for you and mea special bond ,one cannot see.It wraps us up in its cocoon.And holds us fiercely in its womb.Its fingers spread like fine spun goldGently nestling us to the fold.Like silken thread it holds us fastBonds like this are meant to last.And though at times a thread may breakA new one forms in its wakeTo bind us closer and keep us strongIn a special world, where we belong. I hope you like it.( Mom Helped me a little for some words)

Noises

Noises are the worst!!! Oh in the hall way the big kids start making noises AND THEY SHOUT A LOT and when ms. mona or miss Amal shout to them so they can go to their classes, they won't go to the classes. I hate that and I get so nurvus. Ask this question to yourself?And think carefully? You are go to find an answer. Hard noises can effect our ears like some saying something to you with hard voice and lud voice toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo or doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo here at that moment you will feel it and rub your ears. But then when someone or a group making noisese your not going to rub your ears that will not be your reaction right. Just think about it

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Life

Life is the most percious thing god had ever gave it to us. You must have fun with you'er life. Don't waste it by crying and going back with you'er bad feelings. Life has happiness and sadness but don't ever think that it will always be sadness or neither happiness. It must have from this and this. It the circle of life. You know that time is running and you must don't waste your time and have fun with life before time runs from you. The best way to have fun is to go forward and never stop. Forward.........................................forward.................................forward. Hope you nice life.

Atoot and atoota

The both atoot and atoota are my nich names. I atoot and flipped it your going to read it atoota. Always my family tell me that Iam luky to have that 2 nick names in one nick name.
I love when they tell me atoot its really going the way with me. Actally It is not always important or sccsfully to choose my nick name. what in your mind what you will do and it doesn't matter wether you like it r not. IT happens a lot it's the circle of life.

The story with me and the film The ring

Last night I was watching the ring. ITs a scarry movie. It talks about a call that comes imeditley after you wathch the film. So After I watched the movie the telephone rings I was so worried and afraid to take the hang and talk. So anyway I did it. Guess what no one answerd. Then it Rings again and no one answers. Then at the third time it was my anut trying to call us from london to tell us she si comming soon. That was ok but then after this call the telephone rings again and this time really no one answers. Then it didn't ring again and after a hour the hadeel from abudahbi call me and start talking with me. TMT. That was too bad.

Super Girl Vs Super man

" Oh lara do you see this" Sara said " what sara it's just a game" lara said. Sara Said " No it SG vs SM that means that super girl vs super man that will be intersting yeah" Lets watch. Lara and sara start watching until midnight. They fall asleep......... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!! Oh little lara and sara belived what we did super man that's tooo bad for them.. Sm And SG took sara and lara and locked them in their room. When Sara waked p she said " where are we" THen something stepped her feet. She said stop lara I know that's a trich from you.Then something bet her it was a mouse. She Start screaming and yelling for help. Until time for school came and thier mothers must wake them up and they both jumped at their mother and it was justa dream.